I need help!
 

Just woke up from a nap. Had a dream that I lived with Lady Gaga and a few other people. Anyway, in my dream, Gaga (that's what I call her) told me she was getting married and wanted me to be her maid of honor. Obviously, I need a therapist to work out these subconscious nocturnal narcissistic issues I have. But more importantly, what should I wear to the wedding?

I would like to clear up something and get it off my chest.

Gaga...is what my grandchildren call me and I have had the name for 21 years. I had that name FIRST!!!!
On what to wear...ummm for her wedding, let's see now.

Lots of glue and lots of sequins??? Strategically placed of course.

angie - Seek professional counseling. :1rotfl: And wear something really off-the-wall to the wedding - you'll fit right in!!

gracie - That's always been my vision of you - - - as Gaga....... :shocked: Hee-hee!! :wave:

Bill :)

...and don't forget the meat!!!!!!:loco:

To fit right in with Gaga:

Just enough so you don't get arrested for indecent exposure. :1rotfl:

At my age.... any exposure would be indecent!!!

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Good sense of humor.

Way to go
 

:BigApplause:

I would call that a nightmare not a dream. I want to know who else was there?

Well, since she has been known to wear a meat dress...I would probably go for fish...never want to upstage the bride...and your date could wear a cod piece (I know, really, really bad!!!)

The Meat thing has already been done. Perhaps you could go Veggie?

Trish, this could be the funniest thing I have ever read on this Forum :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::clap2:
:pepper2:

try....
 

How aboout making an outfit out of Pickleballs (mix white and yellow) with with the holes stratigically placed!

Good Luck.