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Trish Crocker 07-13-2011 09:18 AM

bomber training
 
Q: What does a suicide bomber trainer say to the trainees? A: Watch closely, I'm only going to show you this once...

mulligan 07-13-2011 09:52 AM

Achmed??

2BNTV 07-13-2011 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mulligan (Post 370587)
Achmed??

Puppet Achmed the Dead Terrioists by comedian/ventriloquist Jeff Dunham.

Jeff - I hate to tell you this but your dead.

Achmed - But I just got my flu shot! :1rotfl:

PylutDood 07-16-2011 10:43 AM

Love this guy...Jeff Duhnam
 
Duhnam..."No...you really are dead. You're nothing but bones"!

Achmed..."It's just a flesh wound".

mulligan 07-16-2011 11:13 AM

silence!!

Oren L Miller 07-16-2011 11:18 AM

Achmed
 
I KEEL YOU:a20:

PylutDood 07-16-2011 12:48 PM

This is fun...lets keep it going.
 
Duhnam..."So...Achmed, how did you die? What happened"?

Achmed..."Ohhh...I was a poor suicide bomber. I was a victim of..."Premature Detonation". You know how that ee's...RIIiiiiiiiiight"?


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