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Tickled_pink 08-10-2011 11:58 AM
401-Keg Plan
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. However, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer,drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Thus the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

mrfixit 08-10-2011 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Tickled_pink (Post 380217)
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. However, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer,drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Thus the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
I'll DRINK to that :thumbup:!!!!!!

TOTV Team 08-10-2011 12:23 PM
Can we make it up in volume....

Pturner 08-10-2011 12:25 PM
Sign me up.

:beer3:

alemorkam 08-10-2011 04:29 PM
I guess I lose out having drank 1000.00 worth of draft beer. But it felt good!:beer3:

JimPete 08-10-2011 06:11 PM
Pink, I think I love you. :beer3:

mgjim 08-10-2011 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tickled_pink (Post 380217)
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. However, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer,drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Thus the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Pure genius!

champion6 08-10-2011 07:20 PM
I'm all in!


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