Lecture in The Villages
 

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

How did you know it was me? :1rotfl:

To those of you that need a way to get back in the house after a night of drinking and staying out late.

Come home, honk the horn, slam the door, drop your shoes as you take them off, then pat her on the back side and say "How about it?" They sleep right through and never say a word.

Good one, Angie!!

Bill :)