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skyguy79 10-11-2011 03:13 PM
A Police Stop at 2AM
 
An elderly man is stopped on Morse by a Sheriff around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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golf2140 10-11-2011 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 404866)
An elderly man is stopped on Morse by a Sheriff around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

http://www.iseesmileys.com/smileys/P...ons/Driver.gif

:BigApplause:

SALYBOW 10-11-2011 04:09 PM
Funny funny funny


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