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RichieLion 10-13-2011 09:53 PM

A Perfect Husband
 
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra
eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?

KEVIN & JOSIE 10-13-2011 10:27 PM

:1rotfl: :1rotfl: :1rotfl: :1rotfl: :1rotfl: :1rotfl:

mgjim 10-13-2011 10:31 PM

Funny!
 
Mind if I steal this one?

GTTPF 10-13-2011 10:31 PM

Great one! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::BigApplause:

Bill-n-Brillo 10-14-2011 07:10 AM

HA!! That's some funny stuff right there. :clap2:

Bill :)

2BNTV 10-14-2011 08:30 AM

:BigApplause:

RichieLion 10-14-2011 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mgjim (Post 405751)
Mind if I steal this one?

Be my guest. Spread the laughs as far as possible is my motto.

Chief X 10-14-2011 08:56 AM

Funny! thanks for sharing!

Figmo Bohica 10-14-2011 09:29 AM

OK, RichieLion, that was my phone, are you the one who answered it? Just checking since there is a new car in my driveway.

RichieLion 10-14-2011 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figmo Bohica (Post 405857)
OK, RichieLion, that was my phone, are you the one who answered it? Just checking since there is a new car in my driveway.

:1rotfl::1rotfl:

2BNTV 10-14-2011 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figmo Bohica (Post 405857)
OK, RichieLion, that was my phone, are you the one who answered it? Just checking since there is a new car in my driveway.

Was that at the old or new house? :)


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