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skyguy79 12-01-2011 06:21 PM

Shopping at Wal-Mart
 
I was at WAL-MART buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog Jojo, standing in the check-out line, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???

So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in......... intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me.

mgjim 12-01-2011 06:42 PM

Stop it! Stop it! My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

Sunshine Mary 12-01-2011 06:46 PM

OH WOW THIS IS REAL GOOD I LOVE IT .
Made me laugh so hard .I am going to pass this on to my Friends
Thanks for the post

superuke 12-01-2011 08:31 PM

Thats funnyer then the one legged waitress at Ihop!

skyguy79 12-02-2011 02:54 AM

Hey-hey! Not fair making the responses funnier than the original post! :rant-rave:

Gerald 12-02-2011 05:44 AM

I love your reply, made me laugh a lot.

callmejoe 12-03-2011 11:30 PM

HAHAHA. I can't believe a woman really asked you that! She must of had a crush on you and wanting to start any kind of conversation! lol :1rotfl:

skyguy79 12-04-2011 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by callmejoe (Post 425151)
HAHAHA. I can't believe a woman really asked you that! She must of had a crush on you and wanting to start any kind of conversation! lol :1rotfl:

She probably did, at least until I sniffed her butt too!

2BNTV 12-04-2011 10:10 AM

Great joke. :a20:

I enjoy your humor sky. Your a funny dude. :)

skyguy79 12-04-2011 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 425237)
Great joke. :a20:

I enjoy your humor sky. Your a funny dude. :)

Interestingly, my teachers used to say the same thing to me... as they smacked me off the back of my head like Gibbs does to Denozzo. :evil6:

Happinow 12-04-2011 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 424379)
I was at WAL-MART buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog Jojo, standing in the check-out line, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???

So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in......... intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me.

:laugh:


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