Old guy joke of the week
 

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend

"That's us in 10 years".









He said "That's a mirror, dip-spit!

Young man's joke
 

eweissenbach: A young man desired spirtual enlightenment and decided to join a monastery high up in the mountains. One of the rules required the vow of silence. However a monk was allowed to utter two words once a year.

During the first year the monk found that he was being inundated with water because of a hole in the roof which covered his bedroom. When he appeared before the Abbott, at the end of the first year, and was allowed to speak he said "roof repair" sure enough the roof was repaired.

During the second year he endured a very cold bedroom because his window was broken. Again at the year end he appeared before the Abbott and uttered his two words "window broke" Again the repairs were made and the monk now enjoyed a warm bedroom

during his third year he suffered constantly with backaches because his mattress was lumpy. On the third year of his appearing in front of the Abbott, the Abbottsaid to the monk, "please speak", and the monk replied lumpy mattress wherein the Abbott rose from his chair and said that's all you do is complain ( the b word), complain complain, that's all you do is complain. I said compain because we may have mixed company and my mother taught me to always be a gentlemen. I guess the story is funnier when your drinking a few brewskies

Good one rubi, that is one of my favorite jokes, though I heard it a bit differently.

Young monk joins a monestary where he must take a vow of silence. Each year each monk gets an opportunity to say two words to the Abbott. After the first year the young monk goes into the Abbot's office and says "hard beds" The Abbott acknowledges his comment and dismisses him

A year goes by and he once again goes before the Abbot. When asked what he has to say he utters, "bad food". Once again the Abbot acknowledges his comment and dismisses him.

Another year goes by and the young monk goes to the Abbot's office. "Well" says the Abbott, "what have you got to say this year". The young Monk stands and says "I QUIT". To which the Abbott responds, "Just as well, all you've done since you got here is bi#$h".

:laugh: FUNNY guys! :laugh:

"Funny guys." Hum! Is that your two words for this year, your reverence? http://smileyshack.files.wordpress.c...ng_100-101.gif

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Oh, wait. I resemble that remark. :sigh:

haha. love the one about the monk, i'll have to tell it to a friend of mine who wanted to be one himself. lol.