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Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!'

Technology is advancing but some things don't change. :jester:

Funny stuff. :)

I turn 65 in April and I can garantee you that..... I won't forget where I put the baby! :loco:

And then...whose wet pants should you change first?

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Originally Posted by graciegirl;***648

And then...whose wet pants should you change first?

The doctor who delivered the baby?
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re Childbirth at 65

Love it! I don't need to wait til 65 to loose track of a new one.:laugh: