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Mikeod 02-26-2012 09:40 AM

The Snail
 
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says "What the #### was that all about?"

Taltarzac725 02-26-2012 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeod (Post 459040)
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says "What the #### was that all about?"

I really like that one. Kind of like that Godfather 3 line -- "Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in." Never know what might turn up from your past... three years back, or even up through nine or more.

How would he know its the same snail though???

Mikeod 02-26-2012 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 459106)
How would he know its the same snail though???

Probably from the bandages!:1rotfl:


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