Stuff happens as translated by different religions.
 

Taoism: Stuff happens, go with the flow.
Hare Krishna: Stuff happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This stuff has happened before.
Islam: Stuff happening is the will of Allah.
Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?
Existentialism: Stuff doesn't happen; stuff is.
Buddhism: When stuff happens, is it really stuff?
Confucianism: Confucius says, "Stuff happens".
7th day Adventist: Stuff happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Stuff won't happen if you work harder.
Catholicism: If stuff happens, you deserved it.
Jehovah's Witnesses: No stuff happens until Armaggedon, and it won't happen to us.
Unitarian: What is this stuff?
Mormon: Stuff happens again & again & again.
Judaism: Why does this stuff always happen to us?
Pentacostalism: Praise the stuff!
Atheism: There is no stuff!
New Age: Stuff happens and it happens to smell good if you open your heart to it.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this stuff.

Those are well done and true, in most cases that I know. :bowdown:

agnosticism: There might be stuff

Lutheranism-- Stuff happens because we're all sinners.

I've seen this llist in other places, and...... you've cleaned it up somewhat. :icon_wink: :smiley:

Yes. I did many substitutions with stuff.