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JimPete 04-22-2012 07:23 PM

It's all over!
 
As most of you are aware the Mayan calendar ends on 12/21/12, the end of the world. I've been thinking about this and I don't want to be unprepared. So I have a number of questions that I would like to pose to the TOTV brain trust that might help me get ready.

1. Does anyone know at what time on Dec. 21st the end will come? Do I have time for coffee at Starbuck's? Apparently the Mayan's expertise in calendars didn't extend to clocks.

2. What investments should I be making now to maximize my return before then?

3. Since the end doesn't occur on the 1st of the month will my social security check be prorated?

4. And speaking of the Feds, will any expenses incurred by the end of the world be deductable on my tax return?

5. How do I set my irrigation system to turn off on Dec. 22nd? I don't want to waste water.

If anyone can help with these pressing questions please do. But don't wait too long. Time is limited.

Jim

Bill-n-Brillo 04-22-2012 07:54 PM

What time? 11:11 GMT which equates to 7:11 a.m. eastern daylight time, I believe. Gives you a little time if Starbucks opens at 7................ :MOJE_whot:

Bill :)

skyc6 04-22-2012 08:14 PM

Actually, after they factored in all the Leap Years, it was determined that it was over about 6 months ago, so you can relax!! :)

lightworker888 04-22-2012 09:03 PM

Saw a cartoon awhile back of a Mayan astrologer showing another astrologer his calendar. It was designed on a big wheel and the fellow was saying that he ran out of space after 2012! Thought that was as good an explanation as any.

LW888

RichieB 04-22-2012 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JimPete (Post 483005)
4. And speaking of the Feds, will any expenses incurred by the end of the world be deductable on my tax return?

You won't hae to worry about filing another tax return, which would be due next year.

RichieB 04-22-2012 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill-n-Brillo (Post 483023)
What time? 11:11 GMT which equates to 7:11 a.m. eastern daylight time, I believe. Gives you a little time if Starbucks opens at 7................ :MOJE_whot:

Bill :)

We'll be back on standard time by then, so 11:11 GMT would be 6:11 EST

:laugh:

JimPete 04-22-2012 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill-n-Brillo (Post 483023)
What time? 11:11 GMT which equates to 7:11 a.m. eastern daylight time, I believe. Gives you a little time if Starbucks opens at 7................ :MOJE_whot:

Bill :)

Starbucks opens at 7. Is that Mayan time? :shrug:

Jim

mjdollard 04-22-2012 09:50 PM

How come the Mayans saw the end of the world coming, but not the end of the Mayans

Bill-n-Brillo 04-22-2012 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RichieB (Post 483051)
We'll be back on standard time by then, so 11:11 GMT would be 6:11 EST

:laugh:

Dang - right you are, Richie! You are ON IT!! :wave:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimPete (Post 483052)
Starbucks opens at 7. Is that Mayan time? :shrug:

Jim

Hey Jim..................I think you're gonna be out of luck!

Bill :)

JimPete 04-22-2012 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill-n-Brillo (Post 483055)
Dang - right you are, Richie! You are ON IT!! :wave:



Hey Jim..................I think you're gonna be out of luck!

Bill :)

This is getting serious. Now I find out I have to reprogram my coffee pot. Can it get any worse? :(

Jim

RichieB 04-22-2012 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill-n-Brillo (Post 483055)
Dang - right you are, Richie! You are ON IT!! :wave:

We get that hour back in Noember.

We'll need all the time we can get before the end.

I'll have to plan on having all my retirement money spent by then. :laugh:

Bill-n-Brillo 04-23-2012 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RichieB (Post 483058)
...... I'll have to plan on having all my retirement money spent by then. :laugh:

If you're having a tough time getting that accomplished by then, feel free to just cut me a check - glad to help you out! :wave:

Bill :)

Taltarzac725 04-23-2012 12:49 PM

When tinfoil hats aren't enough-- end of the world Dec 21, 2012.
 
2012 phenomenon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

RichieB 04-23-2012 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill-n-Brillo (Post 483312)
If you're having a tough time getting that accomplished by then, feel free to just cut me a check - glad to help you out! :wave:

Bill :)

That's OK Bill, my wife and I won't have ANY problems taking care of that all by ourselves. :laugh:


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