Three pigs walk into a bar.
 

A little pig walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks direction to the lavatories. The barman tells him where the gents are and the pig hurries off to relieve himself. A second little pig then comes in, orders a drink and asks for the lavatories. Again the barman tells the pig where to go and the pig hurries away. A third little pig then appears and orders a drink. ‘I suppose you’ll want to know where the toilets are,’ says the barman. ‘No,’ replies the pig. ‘I’m the one that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home.’

OMG that one is sooooooooooooooobad LOL

Thank you Tac. Enjoyed the humor

A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.

The bartender asks, "Where did you get that ?"

The frog says, "It started out as a wart on my butt."

(I cleaned it up a bit.)