When tinfoil hats aren't enough-- Metta World Peace.
 

I wonder what the judge thought when he agreed to this name change?

What would you rename yourself if you were a celebrity in need of a new image.

Maybe-- He scores!

Metta World Peace - (from Ron Artest) - Unusual Athlete Name Changes - Photos - SI.com

In the case of Shaq O'Neal l and Dwight Howard it would be "I shoot bricks" for their foul line shooting.

I read where Cinco Ocho (Chad Johnson) is changing his name back to Chad Johnson after all of that hoopla.