I wonder how many budding politicians would fit this description?
 

Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?

Paranoid Schizophrenia.com - Introduction to Schizophrenia

What is Megalomania?

"Megalomania is an unrealistic belief in one's superiority, grandiose abilities, and even omnipotence. It is characterized by a need for total power and control over others, and is marked by a lack of empathy for anything that is perceived as not feeding the self." from megalomania link above.

A joke is in order--

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
He was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!

Whoops. There goes my empathy.
 

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Now that would result in paranoia.
 

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!