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Mikeod 05-02-2012 06:47 PM

Sister Mary Ann
 
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Presbyterians watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic." !

Dennis Ga 05-02-2012 06:50 PM

:jester:

Taltarzac725 05-03-2012 07:31 AM

Kind of puts a new meaning to the question-- "Got gas?"

graciegirl 05-03-2012 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeod (Post 487514)
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Presbyterians watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic." !


Toooooo funny Mike, but I am still telling your mom.:laugh:

skyguy79 05-03-2012 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 487694)
Toooooo funny Mike, but I am still telling your mom.:laugh:

Don't worry Mike. I think I can talk Gracie out of telling your mom! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-talk001.gif

Mikeod 05-03-2012 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 487694)
Toooooo funny Mike, but I am still telling your mom.:laugh:

NOOOoooooooooooo. Not that!!!!!! Please, I'll be good. Honest!


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