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Not politically motivated, just a chuckler
The Queen's Riddle
> > > Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. > > > He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient > government? What tips can you give to me?" > > > "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround > yourself with intelligent people." > > > Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people > around are really intelligent?" > > > The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them > to answer an intelligent riddle." > > > > The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony > Blair in here, would you?" > > > Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" > > > The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your > mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is > not your sister. > > > Who is it?" > > Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would > be me." > > "Yes! Very good," said the Queen. > > > Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential > choice the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother > and your father have a child. > > It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" > > > "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that > one." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none > could give him an answer > > > Finally, Biden ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden > asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and > father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. > Who is it?" > > > Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!" > > > Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak > with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to > that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!" > > Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his > face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!" > > > > AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE … > |
That's cute - Have to admit I heard it a few years ago with Bush's name in place of Obama.
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