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ijusluvit 06-10-2012 07:00 PM

Wisdom
 
I am 73 years old & love to fish.

I was sitting on my dock the other day,
when I heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

I looked around & couldn't see anyone.

I thought I was dreaming when
I heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'

I looked in the water & there,
floating on the top, was a frog.

I said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.

Pick me up then kiss me &
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman
you have ever seen.'

'I'll make sure that all your friends
are jealous because I will be your mistress.'

I looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully,
& placed it in my front pocket.

The frog said to me, 'What are you nuts?
Didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress.'

I opened my pocket, looked at the frog & said,

'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'


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