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Wisdom
I am 73 years old & love to fish.
I was sitting on my dock the other day, when I heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' I looked around & couldn't see anyone. I thought I was dreaming when I heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' I looked in the water & there, floating on the top, was a frog. I said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then kiss me & I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.' 'I'll make sure that all your friends are jealous because I will be your mistress.' I looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, & placed it in my front pocket. The frog said to me, 'What are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress.' I opened my pocket, looked at the frog & said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' |
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