Talk of The Villages Florida - Famous sayings to live by

Bar Room Signs

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If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her ****.

Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

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It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Congress!

Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less.

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ

You're too good for him..

Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA

No wonder you always go home alone.

Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA

~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die...

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.....AND MY FAVORITE

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE

FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED;

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals