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Skip2MySue 08-05-2012 10:43 AM

A snag in Happy Hour celebrations
 
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile - life is too short not to!!





See you at the river !!

drcar 08-05-2012 10:44 AM

I will drink to that!

2BNTV 08-05-2012 10:53 AM

:beer3: :beer3: :beer3:

eremite06 08-05-2012 11:41 AM

Let's all live in a van down by the river!!!!


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