Go ahead, make my day
 

After being married for 40 years, I took a





careful look at my wife one day and said,





"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a





junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a





10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep





every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00





car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but





I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems





to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me





to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she





would make sure that I would once again be living





in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on





a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and





white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know





how to solve an old guy's problems.

I love this one.

Marriage is grand ............

....... but divorce is a hundred grand.......

:a20::a20::a20:

You have a very smart wife! :)

Hope you don't mind. I just sent that one to all my friends. Too good to waste! Thanks!

I'm stealing it too! Love it!

That's what these posts are all about.......making someone smile. You're certainly welcome to forward to others to brighten their day.
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