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Barefoot 08-17-2012 08:54 AM

Police Stop at 2 AM
 
A Police STOP at 2:00 AM

An elderly man living in The Villages, Florida, is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Bill-n-Brillo 08-17-2012 09:09 AM

Good one!! :a20:

Bill :)

Mr Hanky 08-17-2012 09:14 AM

:BigApplause:Lol

golf2140 08-17-2012 09:21 AM

:BigApplause::BigApplause::BigApplause::BigApplaus e:

Mimivillager 08-17-2012 09:22 AM

:BigApplause:

uujudy 08-17-2012 09:25 AM

Hahahah! Love it!
:BigApplause:

Shirleevee 08-17-2012 10:11 AM

Love it!

justjim 08-17-2012 10:31 AM

Nope, that would be my wife. But my curfew time is 10pm! Very Funny!

bkcunningham1 08-17-2012 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 542181)
A Police STOP at 2:00 AM

An elderly man living in The Villages, Florida, is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

LOL. That is a good one, Barefoot. I'll try to remember that one and passing it along. Too funny!

Barefoot 08-17-2012 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bkcunningham1 (Post 542301)
LOL. That is a good one, Barefoot. I'll try to remember that one and passing it along. Too funny!

For some reason, it really tickled my funnybone!

asianthree 08-17-2012 01:20 PM

:1rotfl:


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