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A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello and he's rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind instantly travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that
I made love to on the pool table with all my mates watching?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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