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Mikeod 12-04-2012 06:47 PM

Senior Pickup Line
 
A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel.
He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies).
The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking... Do I come here often?"

Bill-n-Brillo 12-04-2012 07:41 PM

Ba-doom-boom! :1rotfl:

Good one, Mike!

Bill :wave:

2BNTV 12-04-2012 07:44 PM

Funny stuff. :1rotfl:

Halle 12-04-2012 07:49 PM

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

alemorkam 12-05-2012 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halle (Post 589543)
:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Guy says to a woman in the bar, you look just like my fourth wife. She says "how many times you been married?. He says three.


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