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eweissenbach 12-29-2012 07:33 PM

I'm a sage!!!!
 
I just noticed I have joined such luminaries as Gracie, Pturner, 2B, Tal, and of course Richielion!! Since I am now a certified Sage, I will accept gifts including cash, to solve your problems and impart my wisdom. Please do not fill my inbox with mundane and trivial issues as my time - and sagacity are valuable and precious. Thank you my subjects.

mgjim 12-29-2012 08:04 PM

Congratulations and Happy Birthday! I look forward to meeting you someday and hope to take advantage of your wisdom. :bigbow:

ugotme 12-29-2012 08:19 PM

OH GREAT SAGE - I cherish the ground you float upon. Your unbelievable wisdom is beyond words. I hinge on every word that you post.
YOU are the reason I am on this forum!
YOU just make my day.

Of course, if you believe any of this - I have a beautiful Bridge in Brooklyn that I can let you have dirt cheap ! FUGEDABOUTIT!

OH - Congratulations.
I only have about 2,000 more posts to go!

:eclipsee_gold_cup:

eweissenbach 12-29-2012 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 601113)
OH GREAT SAGE - I cherish the ground you float upon. Your unbelievable wisdom is beyond words. I hinge on every word that you post.
YOU are the reason I am on this forum!
YOU just make my day.

Of course, if you believe any of this - I have a beautiful Bridge in Brooklyn that I can let you have dirt cheap ! FUGEDABOUTIT!

OH - Congratulations.
I only have about 2,000 more posts to go!

:eclipsee_gold_cup:

You should become a sage somewhere in the range of November 2014 at your current pace. Please wire me $50 American for that sage answer.

ugotme 12-29-2012 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 601117)
You should become a sage somewhere in the range of November 2014 at your current pace. Please wire me $50 American for that sage answer.

Yes sir - the check is in the mail !!!!

And thank you kind sir for taking your valuable time to respond to a minion such as myself. (head bowed).

coralway 12-29-2012 08:43 PM

:bigbow:
Quote:

Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 601097)
I just noticed I have joined such luminaries as Gracie, Pturner, 2B, Tal, and of course Richielion!! Since I am now a certified Sage, I will accept gifts including cash, to solve your problems and impart my wisdom. Please do not fill my inbox with mundane and trivial issues as my time - and sagacity are valuable and precious. Thank you my subjects.




:bigbow:

eweissenbach 12-29-2012 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 601119)
Yes sir - the check is in the mail !!!!

And thank you kind sir for taking your valuable time to respond to a minion such as myself. (head bowed).

Peace be with you my son.

Bill-n-Brillo 12-29-2012 08:48 PM

I've got my hip waders on, Ed............... :D

Bill :wave:

eweissenbach 12-29-2012 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill-n-Brillo (Post 601129)
I've got my hip waders on, Ed............... :D

Bill :wave:

A very sage response William.

ducati1974 12-29-2012 09:38 PM

Based on your previous posts I'd say its an apt title for you!

Mikeod 12-29-2012 09:53 PM

As Han Solo said to Luke Skywalker: "Don't get cocky, kid!":a20:

pooh 12-29-2012 10:02 PM

COOL!!! Congratulations, Ed!

eweissenbach 12-29-2012 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooh (Post 601165)
COOL!!! Congratulations, Ed!

It takes one to know one!

2BNTV 12-30-2012 07:36 AM

I'm glad I put on boots this morning. :a20:

Ed - I must say your post are well thought out, informative and generally make a lot of sense, I truly enjoy them. I title truly earned. :smiley:

With all that praise, I expect you to catch Gracie for the most posts. At least Tal.

CFrance 12-30-2012 07:39 AM

O Your Sageliocity, may we now expect a Wise Word A Day from thee? How many more years before I can become one such as thee? Can I skip a few by groveling at thy smel... er, feet?


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