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ijusluvit 03-07-2013 02:29 PM

Becoming a Christian
 
An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant moment, the atheist cried out:
'Oh my God!'
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well', said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

2BNTV 03-07-2013 03:35 PM

:1rotfl:

Villages PL 03-07-2013 07:05 PM

:clap2: Take a bow. :bigbow: :)

He should have asked for the bear to also be a vegan.

CFrance 03-07-2013 08:09 PM

That's really funny!

anarick 03-07-2013 08:11 PM

:a040::a040:
I can't BEAR it.
:coolsmiley:

shcisamax 03-07-2013 08:19 PM

I can barely keep myself from falling down laughing.

2BNTV 03-08-2013 01:22 PM

What a bear. :D

rubicon 03-08-2013 02:41 PM

The story is not only funny:1rotfl: it make a point without being argumentative

CFrance 03-08-2013 04:16 PM

He was not your average bear!

2BNTV 03-08-2013 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 639201)
He was not your average bear!

Just like our Bare. :smiley:

CFrance 03-08-2013 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 639203)
Just like our Bare. :smiley:

Bare be SMARTER than your average bear!:MOJE_whot:

DougB 03-08-2013 07:17 PM

Grin and Bear it


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