Pregnant at 71
 

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What's the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

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That's a great cure!!!

omigosh. I have to sit down. Wait. I am sitting down.:icon_wink:

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BTW, wasn't it Dr. Ruth that answered the question... "Is it safe do have sex at 71?" by saying "Yes, but it's much safer to stop and park the car first?"

Doctor: Do you suffer from dizzy spells?
Patient: No...actually I kind of enjoy them!

Hey...I didn't start this! :boxing2:

Patient - Doctor, doctor. Every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a pain in my eye.
Doctor - Take the spoon out of the cup.

Keep it going:a040:

At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is having friends.
At age 16, success is having a drivers license.
At age 20, success is having sex.
At age 35, success is having money.
At age 50, success is having money.
At age 60, success is having sex.
At age 70, success is having a drivers license.
At age 75, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not peeing in your pants.

Patient:Doctor, Doctor, I have such pain in my left leg.
Doctor: It's old age
Patient: But my right leg is the same age as my left leg!

Patient's wife to doctor: So how is my husband's health?
Doctor: He is going to need lots of care. Good healthy home cooked meals, encouragement to exercise, and possibly help with getting dressed.
Patient to wife: So what did the doctor say?
Wife: He said you're gonna die.