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What does a clock do when it gets hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
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what is red and smells like blue paint? red paint...:yuck: you can't do worse than this! let's hear yours... |
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup. |
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what happens when frogs park illegally? they get toad.. |
What happens when pastors eat chili dogs?
They have to sit in their own pew. |
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it. Bwaaaaaahaha! |
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. |
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." :duck:
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Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.
Doc: That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. Patient: Is it common? Doc: It's not unusual. http://smileyshack.files.wordpress.c....gif?w=88&h=88 |
Kentucky State Trooper witnesses a 2-passenger Cessna crashing in grave yard.
Recovers 16 bodies. |
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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