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skyguy79 06-03-2013 06:33 PM

Got an idea that could make me a mint!
 
While reading another thread that mentioned dating services, a brilliant idea came to me. If I can find a partner willing to venture into it with me, we can start a dating services exclusively for Village love bugs. No overhead, no start up costs, two short work seasons and two fabulous extended vacation periods for us. We can also include optional life insurance against premature death by windshields & engine hoods! Anyone interested? :loco:

sky "lovesy-bugsy" guy

DonH57 06-03-2013 07:47 PM

Uuhhmmm, I don't know.........LOL

mainlander 06-03-2013 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 686483)
While reading another thread that mentioned dating services, a brilliant idea came to me. If I can find a partner willing to venture into it with me, we can start a dating services exclusively for Village love bugs. No overhead, no start up costs, two short work seasons and two fabulous extended vacation periods for us. We can also include optional life insurance against premature death by windshields & engine hoods! Anyone interested? :loco:

sky "lovesy-bugsy" guy

Skyguy.. you're the bravest guy I know. :)

asianthree 06-03-2013 08:22 PM

this is too funny

coralway 06-03-2013 10:53 PM

This is why you're a Sage ...........

rubicon 06-04-2013 05:46 AM

Village lovebugs only arrive May and Sept and are very messy. And for the big news they do not need any more encouragement concerning hitching up as they seem well adopted at that task:D

asianthree 06-04-2013 06:19 AM

Maybe you could make a casserole

DougB 06-04-2013 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by rubicon (Post 686617)
Village lovebugs only arrive May and Sept and are very messy. And for the big news they do not need any more encouragement concerning hitching up as they seem well adopted at that task:D

Heard the lovebugs in TV have the highest rate of STDs than any other population of lovebugs

skyguy79 06-04-2013 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by mainlander (Post 686538)
Skyguy.. you're the bravest guy I know. :)

Not really manlander. Real bravery is performing a vastectmy on the love bug male partner without malpractice insurance... not to mention the extreme strain on ones eyes!
sky "snipper" guy


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