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George Bieniaszek 09-18-2013 06:07 PM

Another funny for the day :)
 
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"

(You'll love this)


God replied: " I didn't recognize you."

Schaumburger 09-19-2013 02:34 AM

That got me chuckling! Thank you!

Sunny08 09-19-2013 07:16 PM

That is a funny one !!

bkcunningham1 09-19-2013 08:22 PM

Hee hee. Very cute. Thanks for the laughs.


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