Chuckle of the Day Redux - Quiz Game
 

Each day I'll post a quote from a famous comedian, past and present. Y'all guess who said it. I'll post the answer the following day. Rules: no cheating...no internet searches etc. Here we go:

No. 1. "When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in the United States, you get a front row seat."

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John Lennon

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Nope. Not John Lennon.

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George Carlin

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George Carlin it is.

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No. 2: "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

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Groucho Marx. This is cancelled due to lack of interest.

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I knew Groucho. I just figure a hundred people would answer before me.

Keep is going, John!

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Okaay....

No. 3. "It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."

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W. C. Fields

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Got it right.

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johnz, are we done already???

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Oops. Sorry.

Ok...a tough one for ya.

No. 4. "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

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Ok....one more....same comedian.

No. 4B. "Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are."

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SAM MALONE FROM CHEERS?