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skyguy79 10-21-2013 10:08 AM

Fun With Burma Shave
 
Remember the highway Burma Shave signs from years ago? I think of them every so often and thought it would be fun posting some that we make up ourselves or remember from the past. Remember that it's better to try and rhyme the Burma Shave (though not necessary) like you would in a "Roses are red, Violets are blue..." type poem.

IN TOTV

YOU WILL FIND


POST THAT WILL


EXPAND YOUR MIND


Burma-Shave

oot 10-21-2013 10:19 AM

Have fun playing golf

or dance in the square

sure beats being north

wish i was there!

CFrance 10-21-2013 10:32 AM

A llooooong trip down

to TV (sigh)

I wish to hell

this car could fly

Burma Shave

Nancy Lang 10-22-2013 10:53 AM

Burma Shave! Yes, I remember...........
 
[QUOTE=skyguy79;766203]Remember the highway Burma Shave signs from years ago? I think of them every so often and thought it would be fun posting some that we make up ourselves or remember from the past. Remember that it's better to try and rhyme the Burma Shave (though not necessary) like you would in a "Roses are red, Violets are blue..." type poem.
Used to love those signs when I was a kid..........

guess I've grown up............................

Be careful in The Villages

if you're truly looking for love............

he'll say and do all the right things -

but if you're in a golf cart and the curbs ahead

watch out when he gives you a shove!!!

Burma Shave!:undecided::sad::boxing2:

msinglinks 10-23-2013 07:42 AM

In this world

of toil and sin

the head grows bald

but not the chin

Burma Shave!

(hard to improve on a classic imho!)

Ecuadog 10-23-2013 08:04 AM

The gypsies are here.

What should I do?

I think I'll have a beer

and write this to you.

-- Burma Shave

Ecuadog 10-25-2013 08:12 AM

Selling mom's butt wipes

on TOTV.

Need help with the photos

cause you're dying to see.

-- Burma Shave

skyguy79 10-25-2013 02:15 PM

Have you seen someone

On golf Carts trail

That makes you cringe

That makes you pale

Do you wonder

And scratch your head

Do you ask yourself

Is this wide spread

But if in a tunnel

Don't bust a vein

Just be real thankful

That its not a train

Burma-Shave


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