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CFrance 11-12-2013 09:10 PM

simple truths
 
THE FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a
Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a*****e's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.:a20:

DougB 11-12-2013 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprinkler Buddy (Post 779396)
I like this the best:

"We did not all come over on the same ship, but we are all in the same boat.--Bernard Baruch"

Rule 6:
Anytime you say there is a specific number of Rules In Life, someone will instantly come up with another one.

billethkid 11-12-2013 11:55 PM

my favorite;

the making of a banquet out of a ham sandwich mode of thinking/talking/whinning/complaining/etc.

btk

CFrance 11-13-2013 12:11 AM

Any more? These are fun.

jblum315 11-13-2013 01:20 AM

T i like his paraphrase better than the original:
Do NOT do unto others what you would NOT have them do unto you

CFrance 11-13-2013 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jblum315 (Post 779443)
T i like his paraphrase better than the original:
Do NOT do unto others what you would NOT have them do unto you

That's a good one.

jblum315 11-13-2013 01:30 AM

"Is That All There IS?, Let's Keep on Dancing" From a Kurt Weill song

kittygilchrist 11-13-2013 03:01 AM

“You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.”
― John Bunyan

Taltarzac725 11-13-2013 05:02 AM

You sure see a culture and historical period in these Proverbs!
 
Proverbs 22:17 - 24:34 - Thirty Sayings of the Wise - Saying 1 - Bible Gateway

You also see a historical period and culture in many of these:

https://www.facebook.com/WiseWordsWe...35460613159804

Here very pithy one-- "I worship the quicksand he walks in."
- Art Buchwald

2BNTV 11-13-2013 11:04 AM

It's all about mind over matter. "If you don't mind, it doesn't matter".

rubicon 11-13-2013 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jblum315 (Post 779446)
"Is That All There IS?, Let's Keep on Dancing" From a Kurt Weill song

jblum: That is an old Peggy Lee song


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