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Skip2MySue 11-19-2013 11:49 AM
Be careful out there
 
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.

DandyGirl 11-19-2013 12:07 PM
:a20:

chuckinca 11-19-2013 08:29 PM
How funny is that!

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2BNTV 11-19-2013 10:25 PM
Funny stuff!

A lady asked her husband what she should do if she silently farted in church.

He said, "put batteries in your hearing aids". :D

DougB 11-19-2013 10:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip2MySue (Post 783021)
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.
Just hoping none of your farts had a lump in them.

Carl in Tampa 11-19-2013 10:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip2MySue (Post 783021)
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.
Thanks, I needed that.

:BigApplause:


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