Questions you shouldn't ask at Thanksgiving dinner:
 

I heard a list of comical suggestions on the radio this morning and I thought you might like to contribute some suggestions of your own. Have fun.

Why didn't you cross your turkey with an octopus so you'd have had enough drum sticks!

Did you wash your hands before preparation of dinner?

ewww.........tacky!!!

Did you make this pie yourself?

"Did you know I'm a vegetarian?"

I can't eat eggs. Is there egg in this stuffing?

Are you going to let us take home leftovers?

Nice dinner, who was the cook?

Can I have a turkey on Rye sandwich, with lettuce and tomato to go?

Can I take the pie I brought, home, as it went untouched?

So much for paying, for your generous invitation. :D

Are you pregnant or did you gain a little weight?

WOW, such great food, where did you buy it?

How come aunt Mary wasn't invited?

Who is the world brought this pie?

Can I get served in the other room so I can watch the game?

How's the new health care plan working out?

Question with Answer
 

Guest: Did you do the turkey all by yourself?

Host: Not completely. The turkey made her own dressing, stuffed her own butt, then climbed into the roasting pan on her own. I just assisted by putting the roasting pan in the oven and removed it when done cooking. :eek:

Why did you buy that cheap wine?

After a few hours ask why didn't you buy more wine?