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kittygilchrist 04-08-2016 03:35 PM

Internet dating.

Dianne goes out with Roscoe the dog clipper salesman...calls girlfriend from bathroom, come get me, he looks dopey the dwarf, and he's not Catholic.

chachacha 04-08-2016 09:36 PM

Kitty, you know me so well!! :) i agree with BonneVie that married couples of long standing have a treasure which we all would have liked to maintain but at this age it is more difficult to become that important in someone's life simply due to lack of time left to develop those strong bonds...yet i know i am not alone in the dream of finding real love again....we can dream, can't we? :)

mixsonci 04-09-2016 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kittygilchrist (Post 1210391)
The right man list?
Has most of his teeth.
Does not wet the bed.

Yeah, but probably will in the next 5 years or so. No thanks. I've been single too long to take on some one else's problems, I don't care how nice he is. Friends and companions definitely, but marriage NEVER.


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