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This is hysterical!

What are the snacks???
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This is hysterical!

What are the snacks???
Coconut Macaroons and hot tea in a glass.
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This is hysterical!

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Bagels and lox with cream soda.


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A cup or bowl of Matzah Ball Soup from TooJay's.
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Did you all forget chopped liver . . . with onion, of course!
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Built in $10.00 tip per person is interesting.
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Talk about a politically incorrect name! A bit pricey as well, with or without the snacks and drinks. Think a few more details are needed such as type of vehicle, background check of driver(s) ....
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Talk about a politically incorrect name! A bit pricey as well, with or without the snacks and drinks. Think a few more details are needed such as type of vehicle, background check of driver(s) ....
Well, I like the name. My children refer to ME as their Jewish Mother who is Catholic. I am very complimented.

A Jewish Mother to me is someone who is protective and loving and covers all squares. And a bit of a nudge.

(I wonder if they carry extra sweaters)
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Well, I like the name. My children refer to ME as their Jewish Mother who is Catholic. I am very complimented.

A Jewish Mother to me is someone who is protective and loving and covers all squares. And a bit of a nudge.

(I wonder if they carry extra sweaters)
You, dear one, are a person. This is supposedly a company. My mother/friends are welcome to nag me and to baby me. I want my driver to drive me safely and sanely, not mother me.
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So what is a Jewish wife's favorite wine????????????
" I WANT TO GO TO FLORIDA"
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Well, I like the name. My children refer to ME as their Jewish Mother who is Catholic. I am very complimented.

A Jewish Mother to me is someone who is protective and loving and covers all squares. And a bit of a nudge.

(I wonder if they carry extra sweaters)
There's really not much difference between a Jewish mother and a Catholic mother Gracie.

One wears a crucifix and one wears a chai.
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There's really not much difference between a Jewish mother and a Catholic mother Gracie.

One wears a crucifix and one wears a chai.
I knew that!

Whaddya think I am?

Chopped liver?

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Shame a list of wealthy eligible Jewish Doctors for the mothers with unmarried daughters was not included.
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Service available on the Sabbath?

Free cup of Manischewitz wine.
Entertainment: Choice of Shecky Greene or Buddy Hackett.
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