talk of the villages breakfast
 

hey there lemon curd maker.....I can make English muffins. Could we maybe meet in some discreet kitchen?

Hmmm. That sounds fresh. Very fresh.
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I have never known anybody who could make English muffins. How is that possible?

I think you have to English to make the English Muffin

Tony don't forget you must be French to make French Fries

We Diy got to have the right sources

I think you have to be an English major.

Does Boomer know how to make English major muffins?

No, Boomer hires Paula Dean to make them. :a20::shrug:

What!

Paula Deen??!!!

Paula Deen -- aaaaaaauuuughhhhh!!!!! -- That butter-slathering siren.

Ohhhhhh, I fear her so. I know I have told you before about how I know that Paula Deen is the one woman in the world that Mr. Boomer would leave me for.

I can see the telltale signs.

If I foolishly leave the television on the Food Network and Paula Deen shows up and Mr. Boomer happens to wander into the room, he stops in his tracks. He stares. Stands there. Slack-jawed. Glassy-eyed. Just gazing at Paula there in her kitchen.

Ohhhhhh, I know what he is thinking.

It is no mystery that I would be history if Paula Deen so much as gave Mr. Boomer a glance.

Ohhhhh, I can just hear her now, in that syrupy-sweetest, most melodious, southern accent, saying to Mr. Boomer, “Hai theruh, Mr. Boomer. Aren’t you just about the most charmin’ thang I evuh did see. Well, how ‘bout you just bring your darlin’ self right on over here to my house and have yourself some fried chicken and some nice fluffy biscuits and some of my very special chocolate cake.”

Ohhhhhh, I sure will not be hiring Paula Deen.

Boomer......ain't no fool

Look out for Giada
 

The only I worry about is Giada...."Everyday Italian" or "Giada at home"
OMG, everytime I look at her show, her tops get lower and lower. Hubby loves it when I watch her show, I doubt if has figured out it is about cooking.

Knew that would get a rise outta yah Boomer dahlin' .....you certainly rattled the 'ol barn door and shook oll the animules up thar gal....

llllllaffin' hil-ary-usly, barb :a040: :1rotfl: