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We hear countless stories of outrageous driving incidents, but I have yet to find a single one that can beat the prize I witnessed in TV about a dozen years ago:
A woman driving a golf cart with one hand—while holding an infant against her shoulder with her other hand… Top that one! |
Jousting anyone ?
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What sayeth thee sir dollar² ? |
A guy called me an a--hole and took off in a golf cart at 15 miles an hour. I still wonder if he realized he was running away at 15 miles an hour.
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That isn't giving me much hope, considering I have no desire to sell them or be forced to. |
probably just following the GPS
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Oh, and someone flipped a car yesterday evening @ Odell Circle...
I hope they're alright... |
Yep. Was driving directly at me. Thank God I could move over to the other lane.
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When carts and carriages were horse drawn, the drivers all over the world sat on the right and on top when driving. This enabled the whip to pass along the outside of the carriage when in use to stir up the donkeys, oxen, mules or horses. If coach drivers sat on left, whip would have passed down centre of coach, possibly taking out the eye of any passenger. When cars came along we placed the steering wheel on the right, as this was the logical place, as all drivers were quite at home in that seat. Your car designers for some obscure reason (probably a left handed ex whip cracker) placed the steering wheel on the left, which is the reason you and many other nation all drive on the wrong side of the road! As for the sword, you try drawing it in a hurry, if you have a load of passengers to you right hand side. Logic!!:icon_wink: |
Privy council decree
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as you may know by royal decree there is no more jousting, horse and buggy riding, save hrh, god save the queen, ( from her relatives,) whips, dueling, racking, drawn and quartering, knights of the round table, merlin or saving my favorite for last hogwarts and its denizens. So as sherlock would say, is it not , " elementary my dear sir 💵² that l o g ic calls for putting away foolish things. Btw how's the irish sea border talks going. Heard there's a banger war coming. More trench war in the offing? Hip hip. |
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If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk. |
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That didn't go over so well. Most people still need a yardstick to figure out that 2.5 feet = 30 inches. |
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I also am not advers to using rods and chains in measurements when I want to confuse the grandchildren when they get smart with me, and Stones, not pounds, when Americans ask my weight. As for Boxing Day, don't ask! PS. 30 pence is Half a Crown, or two and six, or half a dollar. That is a throwback to when the GBP was @ $4 to the £1 Funny old world! |
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