Apple Store
 

I agree with GaryW.
Apple stores need big cities like Orlando or Tampa.
Apple definitely has a superior product line, but it is pricey and appeals to a young techie crowd. Village People ,IMHO, seem to go for whatever is cheapest!

Apples
 

I get my apples at Publix.

yum white castles, we got our fix in INDIANA a month or so ago. ha!

It's not a fruit either
 

There will be an Apple Store in TV when Martians land here. As others said, it's a demographic mismatch extraordinaire.

However, since we can't have an Apple Store, how about a Banana Republic.

We should get people that travel up north to bring us back crave cases of white castles when they come back here. My son used to buy them when he visited Michigan and packed them in a suitcase to travel back to California. On time he sold them on the plane because people didn't like the snacks that they served.

Bet that suitcase reeked for months! :shocked: Boy Howdy!!!

Bill :)

It sure did. He only used that suitcase for his white castles. He moved back to Michigan and the suitcase is now in a land fill.

It's now an issue for the EPA, right? :1rotfl:

Bill :)

I could fill the void in the trunk where all of the Jim Beam is when we go back to Michigan.

I am sure my 82 year old father would not know what an Apple Store is.

The next TV village to open...the Village of Martiana... :D