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DougB 03-16-2015 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by kcrazorbackfan (Post 1029716)
There is a story from some time ago that Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Groucho Marx show; Groucho asked her what she did for Arnie before every tournament, her reply was "I kiss his balls", to which Groucho replied "I bet that makes his putter stutter" and they supposedly sued Groucho. Don't know how true the story is.
Close, but no cigar. It was the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, not Groucho.

tomwed 03-16-2015 08:09 PM
Snopes did a little research. Click here

DonH57 03-16-2015 08:11 PM
If the only way to hit two good balls by stepping on a rake then golf is not your sport.

Topspinmo 03-16-2015 08:22 PM
when to the driving range hitting off the carpet down on rolling acres road. I too noticed lots of bad ball that I didn't have 14 years ago. Then the guy next to me said, hey your raising your head before you hit.
Suddenly I ran out of bad balls and got to the good ones.

kcrazorbackfan 03-16-2015 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by DougB (Post 1029722)
Close, but no cigar. It was the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, not Groucho.
I stand corrected, like I said, it was a story told to me. Know I know the real perpetrators.

DonH57 03-16-2015 08:39 PM
Another unfortunate for the stupid is to cover what the ball washers are for before EMT's may be involved. Hey. You never know, it could happen!

Fraugoofy 03-16-2015 08:41 PM
It's a 55+ community. You are bound to find a few bad balls if you look hard enough!

Ecuadog 03-17-2015 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by villagetinker (Post 1029465)
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I will stick to bowling, much safer for all.
You'll lose less balls too.

villagetinker 03-17-2015 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 1029930)
You'll lose less balls too.
Yeah, but they keep sending back to me........

villagetinker 03-17-2015 04:02 PM
OOPs misread, I like the automatic ball return, much better then the golf course.....

villagetinker 03-17-2015 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 1029930)
You'll lose less balls too.
Yeah, but they keep sending back to me, much better then the service at the golf course, they seem to KEEP the balls.......

Ecuadog 03-17-2015 05:55 PM
Are golf balls anything like tennis elbow?

Mleeja 03-17-2015 06:06 PM
:a040::a040:Did't anyone read the post a few days ago about fishing posters? Shame on all of you for making these comments!!! :a040:


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