[Cisco Kid]

It was me, who let the dogs out.

[TheVillageChicken]

I exceed the two pet rule by three goldfish. I think my Jack Russell has gotten my Shih Zhu pregnant. I don't know how many JackShihtz puppies she will have, but that complicates things a bit more.

I pee in the pool, but not while I'm in it.

Yesterday, I went through the express line at Publix with twelve items.

I ignore the FBI warning not to reproduce movies.

In church, when we sing hymns, I only lip sync.



I am a total scofflaw.

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

I exceed the two pet rule by three goldfish. I think my Jack Russell has gotten my Shih Zhu pregnant. I don't know how many JackShihtz puppies she will have, but that complicates things a bit more.

I pee in the pool, but not while I'm in it.

Yesterday, I went through the express line at Publix with twelve items.

I ignore the FBI warning not to reproduce movies.

In church, when we sing hymns, I only lip sync.





I am a total scofflaw.

AND to show the moral decay of the universe.,,,


Many of us readers just love you.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

I exceed the two pet rule by three goldfish. I think my Jack Russell has gotten my Shih Zhu pregnant.
I don't know how many JackShihtz puppies she will have, but that complicates things a bit more.
I pee in the pool, but not while I'm in it.
Yesterday, I went through the express line at Publix with twelve items.
I ignore the FBI warning not to reproduce movies.
In church, when we sing hymns, I only lip sync.
I am a total scofflaw.

I am still laughing about "peeing in the pool, but not while you're in it".
You are a very funny Village Chicken.

[TheVillageChicken]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

I am still laughing about "peeing in the pool, but not while you're in it".
You are a very funny Village Chicken.

Thank you. Would you please tell that to my wife?

[TheVillageChicken]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

AND to show the moral decay of the universe.,,,


Many of us readers just love you.

Thank you, gg.

[Shadow8IA]

So you weren't the lady at Southside pool that totally freaked out when someone took a chair with shoes next to it? She spent the next 15 minutes yelling about how rude the other person was. It took all I could not to tell her that her behavior was much worse than the person who happened to chose the wrong chair.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Halibut

Don't you mean Community Watch?

That would have been funnier!

[Bruiser1]

I gossiped to the neighborhood when "Bill Bailey" finally came home!

H

(Won't you come home Bill Bailey?)

[Bonny]

Okay I confess !!!
I stole Jimmy Buffett's shaker of salt !

[eremite06]

Originally Posted by Wandatime

Okay, okay. I was walking behind Eisenhower and saw about 150 cigarette butts, all of the same brand (Marlboro lights), on the ground. It took me a while to figure it out, but it appears someone who is there on a regular basis is smoking just outside the back door in a little walled off patio area then flicking the cigarette butts over the wall into the bushes. Apparently they've been doing this for awhile.

Anyway, I took one of my dog poop bags and picked up all the cigarette butts and put them in the bag. Then I tied a knot in the bag and threw it back over the wall.

Well Wanda, you should've put a note on the bag reading, "Could you please field strip these."

You vets get it.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by eremite06

Well Wanda, you should've put a note on the bag reading, "Could you please field strip these."

You vets get it.

So do vets' wives!