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Redwitch travels the paths more than anyone. I not only believe her, I don't blame her for not chasing this guy down.

The Whacker huh!! I'm Sicilain and I happen to know a few Whackers if you you know what I mean. Best keep his bat in his cart although they say cement shoes are in this year. :boom:

Bada Bing... From one paisano to another its Sicilian

This is WHACKED! If he is wearing a hoodie can I shoot him? I will chase him down.........

He should have his whacker cut off.:gc:

had he whacked me...
 

I would follow him home, called the police and have this whacker....er...cut off!
:pepper2: ow!

Followup to why do guys do that?
 

Data collection to date:
Driving alone: Knee out 6 Knee not out 23
With Passenger: Knee out 10 Knee in 17

Thus when driving alone only 21% have knee out
With Passenger 37% have knee out
No examples of men in long pants seen.

I will have to do a song/poem about the Whacker.
 

The Whacker looks like a good topic for one of my songs/poems.

I was sixty five and he was sixty six
We rode on carts that were fixed
He wore green and I wore white
But, he would always win the fight

Blatt, blatt, he whacked me down
Blatt blatt, I hit the ground
Blatt blatt, that awful sound
Blatt blatt, my baby whacked me down.

I was sixty five and he was sixty six
We rode on golf carts that were fixed
He wore green and I wore white
But, he would always win the fight

Blatt blatt, he whacked me down
Blatt blatt, I hit the ground
Blatt blatt, that awful sound
Blatt blatt, my baby whacked me down.

Cops came and changed the game
When I got up, I called him lame
He would always laugh when he swung the bat
But, now he no longer thinks he is a fat cat

Blatt blatt, the cops knocked you down.
Blatt blatt, you hit the ground
Blatt blatt, that awful sound
Blatt blatt, you used to whack me down.

People played, and birds sang
Just for you, the cops bells rang.

Now he's caught and we know why
He had not yet bought and had to cry
He didn't even get to say goodbye
He would not get to buy

Blatt blatt, he whacked me down
Blatt blatt, I hit the ground
Blatt blatt, that awful sound
Blatt blatt, my baby whacked me down...

Modifying "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" written by Sonny Bono and released in 1966.

That reminds me of another song by STYX.

"Too much time on my hands"

It only took me about 25 minutes to write this.

Saw STYX in concert in Denver back around 1984. Do not remember them singing a Bang, Bang type song.

...as well you should be. :girlneener:

Lol. I can see the headline now: Villages Whacker 'Bobbitted'

Not one of my better efforts??
 

Thought this song was quite appropriate to modify. And the Whacker gets his justice at the end.

That reminds me, did you hear about Lorena Bobbit's twin sister Louella?

She tried the same thing as Lorena, except she missed her aim and stabbed her husband in the thigh.

She was arrested and charged with - - -



" a missed-da-weiner!!"

I didn't hear Redwitch say anything about his sticking that out!!!
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daca55: why do you reinforce sterotypes? There is so much positivity about Italians and Sicilians. Why don't you talk about those psoitive contributions.

have a minute...he is probably just having a laugh.....you need to lighten up....who is in ER from this?........take a chill pill chilout

I'm sorry to say this and it will offend some people but when some of the new residence move to the villages they get stupid and they also forget how to drive I've never seen any thing like it. That stunt you talk about is plain dumb. childish. The one post where they talk about 40 mph thats pretty fast to hit someone like that

Please,enough of these frivolous civil lawsuits,the whackee's can join the lady who has a lawsuit against Apple for $1,000,000.She broke her nose when she walked into a glass door ,that she thought was open, at an Apple store,and somehow that's Apple's fault????The Wild Whacker will get his comeuppance in the end, "bobbitted" by a member of that vigilante TV squirt gun gang .:icon_hungry:

Thanks for supporting me. What I said was said in jest but it appears some people who post here have very thin skin. They do need to lghten up as life as so short and this is no dress rehersal. Thanks again. :beer3:

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Wait...I think I saw that guy...he's from Whacker drive in Chicago....just keepin it light folks!!!

Wasn't he one of the police officers chasing the Blues Brothers!!:icon_wink: