Installed a bidet and dusted off my fish in’ pole....I’m ready.

Single ply?!?!?!?! :shocked::shocked:

Actually it's CORONAvirus. Well, actually it's Covid-19. :)

Really drive to Orlando for toilet paper, I'm a few minute from WM ride on my golf cart.

Have you ever tried any of the new service? Many are free or very low cost. I order TP from Amazon Prime with Subscribe & Save or I use Prime Pantry. Either way, they deliver it to my door.

Walmart & Target & probably Publix and other grocers offer ordering online so you later drive-thru pickup @ the store OR get it delivered. Even ALDI offers InstaCart delivery. It’s fantastic!

And I don’t stock up on basics out of fear. I do it everyday. Having grown up in a very rural area, wise people kept things they needed on hand. Running out of TP is an avoidable, uncomfortable inconvenience. Who wants to have an urgent “buy TP” as the top priority of their daily to-do list? Anything that I use a lot, lasts for awhile, and I don’t want to be without, I keep extras of. Yes, candy and Guinness too. But with delivery options now, I doubt anyone will not have what they need if you’re willing to wait and pay the price.

Long trip for TP, hope there isn't an emergency along the way

You can't make some of this stuff up!
Orlando for toilet Paper?
As the man once said, "You cannot be serious!!!!!"

Do all you folks REALLY think that TP would be the sole reason for that trip? Oy. When we do our Costco, Trader Joe's, Whole Foods & Mall run every 5-6 weeks I always check first if TJ's has a specific item I really like. If they don't I hold off till they get it back in and they hold it for me but I don't just go for that single item. Point is, why waste the trip if they don't have what you want.