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Priceless. Now, back to the topic .... A few larger holes on some of the easier Level 1 and 2 courses? It's not going to cause anyone major trauma. |
Dumb idea
Your kidding me!...Really!!!!!
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I think the larger holes should have a mechanism at the bottom that automatically transports the ball into the ball washer at the next tee box. This will prevent us old timers from falling into the chasm as we retrieve our balls and will also speed up play.
Now, to let everyone know that we have chosen to play the sissy pins, all balls should be pink for this option. The holes should not be round, but rather have varied shapes such as hearts, puppy dogs, angel wings, shamrocks, and smiley faces. To prepare for a round, there should be a sufficient number of these giant holes on the practice green. If not, the complaints department will be overwhelmed. Now, for the greens keeper's dilemma. The first time they cut the big hole (with equipment that has yet to be invented) what do they do with the plug...there is no old hole to receive it??? Anyone who responds to the above remarks as if they were meant to be taken seriously must be a joy to be around. |
Whats next,clowns,windmills and water fountains?
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Six inch cups
If you don't like a restaurant (too expensive, too slow, too noisy, poor food, etc.) then don't eat there.
If you don't like a game, don't play it. If you don't like six inch cups on certain executive courses (too easy, not "real" golf, whatever), then play on courses with regulation cups. Good Grief! Don't let the control freaks rule the Universe! By the way, slow play is not a matter of poor putting. It's a matter of hitting a bad tee shot, then spending ten minutes looking for your one dollar ball. |
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The diameter of a golf ball today is 39.5% of the hole. If the hole were 6 inches the ball would be 28.0% of the whole - NOT FAIR. I say lets go to 6 sets of tees. Never mind - let's just start the hole by placing the ball on the green but to be fair, at the farthest point from the hole.
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