He didn't use Viagra, it's rude to point.

My former 6 pack is now a 12 pack!

Ya might have picked the wrong place to live if you're repulsed by sagging skin, jiggly arms, varicose veins, barrel bellys, and crepey wrinkles. I hope you never go to any of the pools! Ruin your danged day, it would.

Its like my brother in law says, "after I turned 50, I don't even want to see myself naked". How true.

Good point, Halibut...but avoid going to pools? That's the least of my worries! I'm too busy avoiding mirrors!

Men like to see women flashers because they really like to look at womens "parts".
Most women would rather not look at mens parts....they really aren't all that pretty. Hey guys....did you ever wonder why most couples "get-together" at night? Because its dark and we don't have to see anything. I'm kidding, of course, because it cuts both ways. "Flashing" my stuff just isn't the same as it was when I was 25. Oh well, everyone here in TV is the same: we are wrinkled but we are warm and above ground.

Some guys never get over their shortcommings.

Now that we have had our fun, what happened to the flasher or was he real?

:BigApplause:The best response.

Thanks, wish I could say I thought of it. But it's an old joke. :highfive: Well, without The Villages reference!

Flashers just come and go.......

Unfortunately, all our wives now understand average.

HE was real and he was showing more than his abs. My wife and I had our laughs, but when we thought about what just happened and the little children that were their, that could have been exposed it was no longer funny. I hope the police put this creep away for a long time.