He is just trying to sell you insurance.

Sign the paperwork and he'll leave

Another good one! You and DougB should team up! :1rotfl:

They are not only harmless, they are beneficial.

They eat spiders, cockroaches and other bugs.

Personally, I tolerate them and am not disturbed by their presence. They are distantly related to iguanas which are kept by some people as pets.......don't ask me why.

When my wife noticed one and insisted that it be removed, the technique that I used was to throw a bath towel over it, gather the towel up around it and take it out into the yard.

Occasionally, I find an entire skeleton of one in the house. If it died from hunger it must indicate my house is pretty much bug free.

I love teamwork - it allows me to blame someone else.

They taste just like chicken.

that's pretty much my m.o. for house critters. I know they can't live in the house but they don't. Try to escort them to the nearest grass. Frog skeletons make me sad.

We could host Florida's first anole (no geckos in Fl) leg festival. Serve 'em buffaloed, fried, barbecued.

We have not seen him again! We didn't need anymore insurance, so perhaps he moved on?

"That's another fine mess.........."

Hmmm, Doug and Jim......not quite like Stan and Ollie....

Well, after an extensive 3 minute search on google.com I can say there are infact geckos in Florida. They are not native, but are introduced as, according to the article, are the brown anoles. Only the green anole is native.

Florida Lizards Guide - Florida eco traveler guide

Oh no!!! Poor little things. They have beating hearts--a towel is better to capture and release and you get some exercise thrown in!

It is right, Anole's are around. We have a cat and the first meeting with an Anole ended that our cat ate it. Not very successfully! She throw up two times and did not eat any food for almost two days. Now she is just playing with this little creatures, mostly they disappear through a little opening in the Lanai.

Just some villagers. Have you tried speech therapy, C? ;)

We had one in the house recently. Was hiding under the sofa. So we opened the sliders to the lania and he (?) went out into the sun. Husband caught him in a cup & put him outside. Cute, but don't care to have him die (or poop) in the house. Let him go eat some bugs & do something useful.