Originally Posted by jerseyjoy (Post 1848003)

...but were they wearing their masks?

Originally Posted by jedalton (Post 1848001)

there is no bathroom at Belmont

Originally Posted by Sherrilee (Post 1848081)

I’m just happy to read something other than the election or Covid!!

Originally Posted by CoachKandSportsguy (Post 1847756)

was there an upside down pineapple anywhere outside the rest rooms?

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1847638)

I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.

Originally Posted by Scorpyo (Post 1848101)

It's a shame we're getting older and things like our eyesight are being affected. If you would have looked closer you would have noticed the tie I had hanging on the bathroom door knob (or whatever you call it). I keep that in my cart for moments like this. Secondly hearing is another issue we older people have. If you would have heard her noise more clearly you would have noticed it was laughter - another embarrassment I had to endure. I guess that's a third thing some of us experience. :ohdear:

Originally Posted by tedquick (Post 1848109)

Love the story. After all we are "The Villages". :)

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1847638)

I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.