Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1847638)

I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.

Originally Posted by pauld315 (Post 1848324)

But was there a loofah on the golf cart ? What color was it ?

Originally Posted by yankygrl (Post 1848400)

Just so wrong - don’t care if they are a couple out messing around on spouses, that type of behavior is wrong in a public place.I WOULD HAVE CALLED 911 when I heard the commotion

Originally Posted by Mrodmh (Post 1848448)

The OP said they looked like young adults.

Originally Posted by polar bear (Post 1848318)

total missed reference. :d

Originally Posted by yankygrl (Post 1848400)

Just so wrong - don’t care if they are a couple out messing around on spouses, that type of behavior is wrong in a public place.I WOULD HAVE CALLED 911 when I heard the commotion

Originally Posted by Girlcopper (Post 1848500)

Oh please! 2 consenting adults having sex in an unoccuppied bathroom. Cop would have come, smiled and told them to have a nice day. Lighten up! Life is short!

Originally Posted by jedalton (Post 1848001)

there is no bathroom at Belmont

Originally Posted by rmd2 (Post 1848207)

I must be really stupid but what does this mean?

Originally Posted by OhioBuckeye (Post 1848968)

I agree, they’re talking in riddles. Must be a private joke!