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I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.

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If it was anyone other than you, Tal (and a few others), I wouldn't have believed it
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was there an upside down pineapple anywhere outside the rest rooms?
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was there an upside down pineapple anywhere outside the rest rooms?
No sign of a pineapple.
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By the way, I would guess that this couple were both under 30 years old.
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...so rather than the Mile High Club, it's the "TV Ground Level Club".
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If it was anyone other than you, Tal (and a few others), I wouldn't have believed it
I deliberated whether to not to post this thread at all but it seemed like it would give some people a chuckle with all the social distancing around. Kind of hard to stay six feet away in the limited space of a Villages golf course rest room.

I use this restroom often and drag the pooch in with me. He hates the noise of the toilet though.
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...so rather than the Mile High Club, it's the "TV Ground Level Club".
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Maybe the "vivid imagination" club.
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Maybe the "vivid imagination" club.
There were people who could corroborate this including four people out on their lanai. One of these was a golfer from the Belmont Golf Course as he was outside their lanai. Or I assume he was from the foursome on the fourth hole at Belmont. They probably would have noticed this couple as they were very hard to miss.

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so leading a boring life?
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so leading a boring life?
Amazing how people believe whatever they want to believe. No. My life is very exciting if you pay attention to poster's content.

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Please don’t tell my wife. She’s been asking what happened to my golf clubs.
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I think you have a fantasy about this. Be honest now.
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By the way, I would guess that this couple were both under 30 years old.
Probably way over 60. Remember the article years ago that we have one of the highest STD rates?
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